Age: Old enough to buy all the good things in life... cigarettes, porn and lottery tickets

Nickname: 'Two sheds' *ponders if anyone will get it*

Favourite passtimes: sleeping, eating babies, and playing the world's best video game 'Mary Kate and Ashley's Crush Course' for the Playstation

Favourite type of Lemur: Black Ruffed Lemur (Coquerel's Sifaka is a close second)

Favourite episode of the Simpsons: It's Treehouse of Horror V: "The Shinning" '(no tv no beer make homer something something... ''go crazy?' 'don't mind if I do!') and 'Time and Punishment.'

Favourite Monty Python Sketch: 'The 127th annual Upper Class Twit of the Year' or 'Musical Mice'

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