Zac Idontremember Henderson was born on a cold winter night in July, in the middle of a jungle somewhere off the coast of an island. It wasn't until Zac swam to shore that he was greeted by a pack of hungry Hippo Monkeys. Naturally, Zac was raised and trained by the Hippo Monkeys until the age of nine and three quarters. At which time Zac was stolen during a raid on the Hippo Monkey's village. He was taken by a group of deranged Lego Men who let Zac be the scribe of their tribe. It was here that Zac developed his love of writing. He soon learned to write the whole alphabet (even if it was the Lego Man alphabet) and could communicate with the Lego Men. Zac stayed peacefully contented until the day that the head chief Lego Man, Redundant Re Pete, became angered with Zac for misspelling his wife's, Miss Spell, name. So, Redundant Re Pete threw Zac into the Boiling River of Death, which turned out to be cottage cheese.
Zac floated down river for three seconds plus another day and a half before a Newyorkian Kangaroo finally snatched him up. The Newyorkian Kangaroo lived in LA and had a steady job at the toothpick factory and was able to support himself and Zac. Zac was now eleven and loved L.A. So, it was tragic fate when a gust of wind blew Zac half way across the country. From there he took a cab ride to Wooster, Ohio.
     Looking for a steady job in Ohio Zac stumbled across a tin can. He recycled the tin can then continued his search for a job. After years of search the search ended and Zac moved into his cardboard box with his computer. He sat at the computer hoping that somehow he could get a job. Finally, his dream came true. A man by the name of Anderson was opening up a newspaper business. He offered Zac a job and Zac quickly agreed. (With a name like Swamp Camel, who could refuse.)
     Today he lives in a ten story cardboard box with a computer AND a printer. He writes for the Swamp Camel's essay section and once again has a content life.